Are we there YET???

DOGS. You know I love Motel 6. And I am very happy right now to be in my room in Harrisburg, PA. But I got to tell you something. I hate this trip, and I am sick of the back of this darn van. We went over 650 miles and through 5 states today. How long is this country??? I want to see Kayla and Brianna and Grandma and Grandpa NOW.

My B's were off the leash today. First they left the map in F'ing Effingham and we had to stop at Walmart to get a new one. Then they almost ran out of gas in West Virginia, but not before getting lost in West Virginia, looking for gas. Seriously, they have a brand new map, and two GPS navigation systems, and supposedly master's degrees. We were only supposed to be in West Virginia for 10 minutes...and we were there for 30. Grrrr. And don't ask me what I ate today..because they didn't feed me until we got to the room. I practically had to beg Kim to get me a burger.

























We drove through fog and four tunnels that went through four mountains in Pennsylvania. I only know this because my B's kept calling me to look, and all I would do is raise my eyebrow. I'm done with this ride. Next time they call my name I'm going to open up a can of Woof Ass on them.

Dogs, I'm taking matters into my own paws. I know I have fans out there, and I need your help. Please check out my store and buy my exclusive merchandise. Proceeds will go to my burger fund. I beg you... please help.

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Tomorrow should be my last day on the road. Kayla and Brianna...be on the look out for grandma's mini-van with a bug-covered car top carrier. I can't wait to give you a big sloppy kiss.

And Dogs...please buy my merchandise.

Woof Woof,
Your Boy Brutus.